To the older lady and gentleman crossing the square, the ones who strode so purposefully and masterfully from a side alley without checking whether I or anyone else might wish to ask if we could share their public space.  We parted before clarification was possible so I thought it better to request that next time we meet, you could explain to me exactly how I should have 'pissed off' earlier.  Certainly after wracking my brains I cannot connect your comment with anything i did, other than politely warn you that I was worried about putting you in danger (Perhaps by creasing the pajamas your wife wore, or possibly rucking your toupee) through inadvertently colliding with you using the full 20 stone of my bike, luggage and I.  Certainly this post is not to point fault at you, nobody would defend your right to walk where you wish without due care and attention more than me, in fact I am amazed you chose such a quiet time to attempt this personal activity as I am not likely to have the impact of say a 5 ton armored truck or other vehicles that regularly use the same area later in the day.  This brings me back to your advice to me to 'Piss off'.  Having consulted the learned Scribe 'Cleese' it is dawning on me that this comment may have had a duality in its meaning and I would love you to write it down, along with your names, addresses, bank details and passwords etc so I can have the pleasure of ensuring we understand each others motives and intentions more clearly the next time we meet.  I hope your day continues to be full of closely shaved incident and will certainly be at pains to repeat this exercise again at a moment of your own (random ) choosing...

Yours humbly

A